A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast. The man says well you would drink as fast as I do if you had what I have. The bartender says Oh my god . what is it. what do you have? The man looks at him and says Fifty cents.
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