A man wakes up one morning and while brushing his teeth at the sink he notices a large bump on the middle his forehead in the mirror. Concerned by this he goes to the doctor to have it checked. After the Doctor sees the bump he exclaims "My god, I've only ever read about this condition!". "Do you know what it is!", the man said beginning to think the worst, "Is it serious! Is there a cure?!". "No", said the doctor, "I afraid it is a rare condition that is incurable."."But, what will happen then?", asked the man. The doctor looked down at his chart and back at the man and calmly and clear said, "In 4 weeks that bump will grow into a penis." Taken back by this the man skeptically said, "So you're telling me in 4 weeks I'm gonna look in the mirror an see a penis coming out of my forehead?". "No", said the Doctor, "You won't be able to see it.". "Why won't I see it/", asked the man. "Because the balls will cover your eyes.", replied the doctor.
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