A man takes his wife on a honeymoon to Jamaica

Before the trip, he wanted to do something special for his newlywed wife. He had her name, "WENDY", tattooed on the length of his dick.

They get to Jamaica and everything is great, eventually he has to go to the restroom after a few beers.

He's standing at a urinal pissing when in walks a Jamaican, who starts pissing at the urinal right next to him.

He's heard the rumors about black guys and their big dicks, and he can't help himself... so he takes a peak over at the Jamaican. To his surprise, he sees that the Jamaican ALSO has the name "WENDY" tattooed on his pecker.

He says, "Hey man, we have the same tattoo. Is your wife's name Wendy too?"

"No mon", the Jamaican says stretching out his penis, "it says WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY"

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