...that night the Drs office gets ransacked, the computers get destroyed and files were thrown everywhere. The doctor calls the husband, explains the situation and says "your wife and another patient have the same name so I don't know which result to give you", the husband replies "well, what are the two options?" The doctor says "its either Alzheimer's or HIV". "How do I know which one she has doctor?" To which the doctor says "take her out and leaver her I the middle of town, if she finds her way home don't fuck her!"
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