and she goes to get some tomatoes.
"Hmm, I should just get 3." She says.
She goes to the cashier to weigh the tomatoes, and the cashier sees the "supposed to price" of 11$ but he says,
"$16 Ma'am"
"Oh, that is too much, I don't have that much money on me. Can you please take out the big one?"
The cashier proceeds to take away the biggest tomato, saying
"Now, it is only 13$".
"Oh ok,"says the lady "Are you sure?"
"Of course"
The cashier begins to take the 2 tomatoes and put them in the bag.
"Well, I'll take the big one for 3$ then."
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