A man is standing before a judge during a hearing and getting tired of hearing the judge put him down over and over again he asks the judge,
"Your honor, would I get in trouble if I called you an asshole?"
The judge replied "I would hold you in contempt and throw you in jail for a month if you did!"
The man pondered then asked "Well, what if I just thought it?"
The judge, getting annoyed says "No, I can't stop you from thinking all the stupid stuff your brain thinks"
The man then says "Well your honor, I think you're an asshole."
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