his boss asks "what happened?"
the man explains "I was at church and whe we stood up for the closing prayer a lady in front of me had her dress stuck between her butt cheeks so i reached out and pulled it out and she turned around and punched me."
"Twice?" his boss asked?
"nah.. I felt really bad...so when she turned back around i tucked it back in"
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