Son tells his mom he is going out...
Mom: Where are you going?
Son: Just to the movies
Mom: With who?
Son: Just friends
Mom: oh... what's the girls name
Son: what?... oh fine it's Jane
Mom: I hope it's not a sexual date
Son: wtf, no mom!
Mom: Good ill expect you home at 11
Son: well what if it had been a sexual one?
Mom: Then i'd expect you back at 11:05
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