This guy sees his best friend in the whole world outside a theater and notices he's looking at a torn ticket in his hand, crying his eyes out.
"What's wrong?" He asked him.
His friend looked up, clearly relieved to see a familiar face. "The movie I saw, it was horrible."
The man gave him a confused look. "That's all? Cheer up, pal."
His friend shook his head. "No, you don't understand. It was really terrible."
Before he could respond, another man walked up and shook his fist at them, then they both fell to the ground and writhed in pain as they died of AIDS.
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