He walks straight to the drinks cabinet, says "I need a drink before it starts", pours himself a large scotch, drinks.
His wife says "before what starts?"
He just says "I need another before it starts", pours himself a large one, drinks.
"Before what starts?"
This happens a few more times, he just pours another drink every time then drinks without answering.
Eventually he's had maybe 10 drinks, he says "I need a big drink before it starts"
His wife holds on to the glass, preventing him from bringing it to his lips, raises her voice "before WHAT starts, for goodness' sake?
The man says "it's started"
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