A man on an airplane asked the stewardess to have sex with him on the plane.

The Stewardess said, "No way".

The man protested, "I have cancer, and this will be my last flight and I'd really like to join the mile high club before I die."

The Stewardess replied, "I don't give a flying fuck."

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