A man noticed that his wife wasn't quite the same as she used to be. He decides to take her to the doctor. The doctor does a variety of tests. He calls the man into the office,
"Well, I've narrowed it down to two things. It's either Alzheimers or AIDS."
The man says, "Oh, My God!!!! What am I going to do? How do I know which one she has?"
"Well there is one thing you can do" says the doctor, "On your way home stop about five blocks from home and drop her off. If she makes it home, don't fuck her!"
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