A man marries a Jewish woman, and for their honeymoon they go to Israel. The mother-in-law insists that she come along.

Reluctantly, the couple allows her along the trip. After only two days, the mother-in-law has a heart attack and dies.

The daughter is so distraught that the husband is left to make all the funeral arrangements by himself. He's sitting in the undertaker's office when he walks back in.

"Well," says the undertaker, "I've got some bad news. If you want to ship the body back to the States, it's going to end up costing you around $50,000. That's the lowest I could negotiate. However, I talked to a man I know. If you'd like, we could bury her right here in Jerusalem for only $300."

The man thinks for a moment and says, "No, I want her shipped back."

The undertaker looks surprised, "I don't think you understand. It's going to cost $50,000 just to get her there, never mind the extra costs of whatever services you choose once you return. But we could have a great service for her and bury her right here in the capital of Holy Land of her people for a lot less money."

The husband says, "I don't think YOU understand. Two thousand years ago, you buried a guy here, and three days later he came back from the dead. I'm not taking any chances with this bitch!"