He feels miserable and hungry.
"I wish I had some food!" He exclaims.
Suddenly, before him appears a plate of food! He has no idea how it got there, but he is so starving he simply gobbles it down without thinking about it. He leaves his shack, feeling more contented and full than he ever has in his life. His friend, another poor slum dweller, walks out of his mansion, past his Rolls Royce, adjusts the tie on his $1000 suit, checks the time on his Rolex, and asks:
"So what'd you get for One Free Wish Day?"
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