H: At this last moment, I have a question, have you ever cheated on me?
W: Only 3 times and all for your own good.
H: How so?
W: Remember in our town you wanted to join the soccer team and the coach rejected you but then later admitted you? That was in return of a favor I did.
H: Okay, I forgive that, what next?
W: Remember you played soccer and the team members did not pass you the ball, but then later they made you the captain? All the team members did that as return of my favors.
H: Hmm. And the the 3rd time?
W: Remember in Azadi stadium in Tehran, 100'000 spectators booed you, but then later everybody cheered for you? They all did that as return to my favors.
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