He sees an armless/legless woman crying in front of the surf.
He asks her "Why are you crying?" and she replies that she has never been kissed. The man says to himself "Why not?", gives her a quick peck on the cheek, and keeps walking down the beach.
A few hours later, as he's walking back up the beach, he sees the same woman crying in front of the surf.
He asks her again, "Why are you crying?" This time, she blushes a bit & replies "Well, I've never had sex before".
The man thinks for a second, then he picks up the woman and chucks her into the sea. As she's floating away, he calls out "You're fucked now!"
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