A man is walking along the beach.......

When he happens upon a lady, just on the other side of a dune, with no arms and no legs. Quite the sight. She is sobbing. "What are you crying for? (Aside from the obvious the thinks to himself)"
she looks up at him "I have been like this all my life, I am a freak, no man has ever loved me, let alone kissed me." She starts sobbing again.

He feels bad for her so he bends down and plants her one right on the lips. She is instantly happy, and smiling. He feels good and goes about his walk down the beach.

fast forward to the following weekend. He is back on the beach, and that same woman with no arms and no legs is sitting in almost the same spot. She is crying.....again...

he asks her again what is wrong. She stops crying and says "I have been a freak like this all my life, and though you gave me a kiss I have never seen a man's junk before."

Well if it makes her happy, he thinks. He whips out his equipment and let's her stare in wonderment for a few moments before he puts it up, and goes about his way. She is smiling big and obviously happy.

The next weekend was busy, so it was two weeks before he went back on his walk on the beach. Wouldn't you know it, she is there, almost the same spot. "This bitch again??" He thinks to himself. This time she is almost inconsolable she is crying so hard. "The fuck is wrong with you now." He says,

"Well you have been so kind to me, and when you didn't come around last week I thought it was because I was this hideous freak, and you couldn't stand to be around me."

He is getting more agitated with her "poor me" crap. "Well what the hell is the problem now?"

"Well" she says " it's just I have been a freak all my life, and though you have given me my first kiss, and showed me what a man's parts look like, I have always been too hideous for someone to have sex with me."

He is boiling over with anger over her feel sorry for me crap, maybe it was that he had a stressful week. But he was gonna give it to her, and give it to her good.

he picked her up....

threw her ass in the ocean and hollered "you're fucked now ain't ya?!"