It's two days before thanksgiving.
A young boy wakes up, and, upon walking across the hall to his parents' room, hears them talking about last night's sex. But the only words he can make out through the door are 'dicks' and 'vaginas.'
He opens the door and immediately asks, "Mommy, Daddy, what are dicks and vaginas?"
His dad quickly answers, "They're just fancy words for hats and coats." Satisfied with this, the boy leaves the room.
Later that day, while his mom was prepping a turkey that she had just bought, she accidentally cut herself and immediately shouted out, "FUCK!"
Upon hearing this, the young boy rushes into the kitchen and asks, "Mommy, what does fuck mean?"
She quickly responds, "it's just a way of cooking the turkey"
Now, it is thanksgiving day, and the father is shaving, when he accidentally cuts himself, and yells out "SHIT"
The young boy rushes in and asks, "daddy, what does shit mean?"
Thinking fast, his dad says, "it's just the brand of shaving cream I'm using." And then the doorbell rang. The young boy's dad told him to get the door.
The boy rushed to the door, opened it, and, upon seeing his guests, said "Good evening. May I take your dicks and vaginas please? My mom is In the kitchen, fucking the turkey, and my dad is upstairs, scraping the shit off of his face..."
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