A man decides to explore his new neighborhood after just moving in. As he is walking around, he passes kids selling lemonade, dogs in the yards, and fathers mowing the grass.
As he rounds one corner, what he sees stops him dead in his tracks. He sees a couple having sex in the front yard. He slowly moves closer and notices on the porch of the same house another couple having sex. Astonished, he moves even closer and spots ANOTHER couple having sex in the driveway.
Nobody else is around and he wants answers. He shouts "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?"
An older woman opens the door and says "Honey, you must be new around here. This is a whore house and we're having our annual yard sale!"
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