Needing to conduct a pathology test, a doctor asked a simple Irish woman for a speciman. Not wishing to confess her ignorance, she returned home & went next door to ask her neighbour what a speciman was. She came back all battered & bruised & generally dishevelled. When hubby asked her what happened, she said, " I asked Sally what a speciman was & she told me to go pee in a bottle. So I said go shit in your hat, & the fight was on."
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