On a lonely road, a man is pulled over by a cop in his car. The cop tells the driver:
"I didn't pull you over because you were speeding. You've actually won $100 in a safe driving competition!" Obviously, the driver is very happy. Out of curiosity, the cop asks: "What are you going to spend the prize money on?"
The driver answers: "I was going to try out a new cocaine dealer!"
His wife, realizing what he just said, says to the cop: "Don't worry officer, he's a smart-aleck when he's drunk."
Then, the man in the back seat of the car says: "Damn it! I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
Then, a voice from inside the car's trunk says: "Are we over the border yet?"
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