A man is on vacation in the country. . .

He decides to visit a local pub.

He sits down, and as he orders a drink he notices a large jar full of cash at the end of the bar. Curious, he asks the bartender what it's for.

"Well, you see we have a tradition here..." the bartender responds. "You put $10 in the jar. If you can pass three trials, you win all the money."

"And what are the challenges?" the man asks, quite interested.

"Well, first off ya gotta knock out our local bouncer with one hit..." the bartender gestures to a massive tank of a man standing at the door. "Next, ya gotta go out back. We got this mad dog with a bad tooth, and ya have to pull it out without losing any fingers. Last, ya gotta fuck Mary over there till she cums" he concludes, gesturing to an absolutely ancient woman sitting in the corner.

The man shrugs. "Well, that certainly doesn't seem like the thing for me." he says, drinking his beer. As the night goes on, the alcohol helps build his courage. After a couple of rounds he silently get sup and slips $10 into the jar. Everyone watches as he sneaks up behind the bouncer, rears back, and delivers a quick punch to the back of the man's skull. The bouncer falls to the falls to the floor with a tremendous crash.

The crowd goes silent, amazed by the sight, before erupting into cheers as the man goes back to finish his beer with one long chug. He stumbles a bit before looking around. "Alright! What next?!" he shouts. They show him to a bolted door in back. With a laugh, two men toss him into the pen with the dog and slam the wooden door shut.

There is a grout struggle, loud barks, a few whimpers, and then silence.

Expecting to find a bloody mess, the crowd is surprised as the man emerges totally unharmed and stumbling. He looks to the crowd with the smile.

"Alright! Now where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"