The nun keeps looking up at the sign and trying to peer in through the windows. The man walks up and asks, "Is everything ok, sister? May I help you?"
Puzzled, the nun replies, "I was just trying to figure out... What is this place? What's a 'bar'?"
The man chuckles and says, "You've never heard of a bar? It's a place where adults go to drink adult beverages, to socialize and unwind." He can see that the nun still looks a bit confused so he continues, "Look, if you like, I could take you in and show you. I'll even buy you a drink, if that's okay." Reluctantly, the nun agrees and the two go inside. "See?" the man says, "No big deal. Just a bunch of people chatting and listening to music over a few drinks." He then points to a drink menu by the bar and says, "Why don't you pick a cocktail from that list and I'll pay for it."
The nun squints at the list for a moment then asks, "How about the first one?" Butchering the pronunciation, she continues, "a... mar-teen-eye?"
Of course, the man realizes she meant 'Martini' but not wanting to embarrass the poor nun by correcting her, he lets it slide and replies, "Excellent choice! A classic!" The man walks up to order and, worried that the nun is still within earshot, he gives a wink to the bartender as he says, "May I have a beer and one 'mar-teen-eye'?"
The bartender immediately perks up, starts looking around and yells, " *Is that fucking nun in here again?!!* "
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