his wife by his side. In his faint, dying breath, he tells her that there were two times he suspected she cheated on him, and he would like to know the truth, the whole truth, before he dies.
Rather hesitantly, she agrees to tell him everything. "Well first," she begins, "remember when you lost your job, the suddenly got it back with a pay increase?"
He nods understandingly.
Then she tells him, "Do you remember when Inland Revenue was going to do a big audit on you but later they dropped the audit and gave us a big refund instead?"
He, once again, hods his head understandingly.
Then he strains himself to ask, "Were there any other times you cheated on me?"
Even more hesitantly she says, "Yes dear, there was just one more time."
"Ohhh," he sighs in agony, "You must tell me."
"Ok, but only if you insist," she stammers.
"Remember the time when you were elected president of the golf club, but you were so sure you were going to lose by 23 votes?"
"Oh yes, I remember," winced the dying man.
Suddenly, he shot up in bed and exclaimed, "Damn... and I won by 45 votes!"
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