A man is on a business trip in Las Vegas...

...after he checks into his hotel he decides to relax with a cocktail at the hotel bar. While sipping his drink, a beautiful woman catches his eye and they strike up a conversation. It turns out she's a prostitute so he decides to invite her up to his room.

Up in his room, he asks, "How much for a handjob?"

She replies, "$1,000."

"$1,000?! That's ridiculous!" he replies.

The prostitute brings him over to the window and points down to a line of high-class livery cars awaiting passengers. "See that line of cars down there? Well I own all of them because I charge $1,000 for handjob."

Curious, the man agrees, pays the money, and receives the best handjob of his life.

During his second evening in Vegas, he hits up the same bar and is pleased to see the same prostitute. He invites her up to his room again.

"Well that $1,000 was worth it, but how much for a blowjob?"

"It'll be $10,000 for a blowjob."

"$10,000 for a blowjob?! You're out of your mind!"

Again, the prostitute brings him over to the window and points to a a fancy new hotel being built across town. "See that new hotel coming up? Well, I own that hotel because I charge $10,000 for a blowjob."

Remembering the awesome handy from the night before, he decides to pay up for the blowjob. It was the best blowjob of his life.

The third night comes around and the man goes back down to the hotel bar hoping to see the same prostitute. He finds her and excitedly invites her up to his room again.

"The handjob and blowjob you gave me were so amazing. I have to fuck you now. I can't stop thinking about how mind-blowing it'll be!"

"I charge $100,000 for sex."

"$100,000?! That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!"

Once more she brings him to the window and motions at the Las Vegas Strip, implying she owns it all.

"Nah-uh! No way! There is NO WAY you OWN the ENTIRE Vegas Strip."

The prostitute smiles coyly and says, "You're right. I don't own the Strip. But I would... if I had a pussy."