A man is looking for love...

A man wants desperately to marry a virgin. It was his greatest fantasy too be with a women who has never seen or even talked about sex or seen a penis.

For years he searched to find his perfect innocent angel. A women who has never even seen a penis. But no matter how hard he tried. The women he meets aren't up to his standard.

One day as the man drove down a lonely country road he sees a young women dressed in a simple brown dress walking. He pulls over and asks if she'd like a ride. She agrees.

After speaking with her he discovers she was from a small community that was very religious. The man was excited to find such a pure innocent women. So he asked her on a date. She agreed.

After a few dates. The man finally worked up he courage to bring up the subject of sex.

"Have you ever seen a penis?" The man inquired.

Giggling shyly the girl replies, "What's that!?"

*at last! the man thought. The women of my dreams. She's beautiful, innocent, pure.

The man then devotes himself to earning the women's hand in marriage. Courting her so her very religious parents would approve. Eventually, he asked her to marry him and she agreed.

On their wedding night the man couldn't be more excited. Finally a women who was truly pure. His years of searching and patience would finally pay off.

"Are you ready?" The man asked. His new wife shook her head excitedly.

"I think it's time you finally see a penis and learn what it's used for." The man whispered. His wife giggled shyly.

The man stood up and dropped his bath robe revealing his fully erect penis.

"This my innocent wife, is a penis..." The man proclaimed.

The women began to laugh uncontrollably as the mans brow furrowed in confusion.

"What's the matter?" The man asked getting angry.

"That's not a penis!" The women laughed. "A penis is three times bigger and comes in the color black...."