The doctor gives him an x-ray.
"Well", he says. "your leg is broken. You're going to have to stay off of it for 3 months. Also, you have brown balls."
A few days pass and yet again the man has an accident and goes to the same doctor.
"You've really done it this time. Now your other leg is broken. It's going to take 3 months to heal that one, and 3 to heal the other one. That, and you still have brown balls"
The man is very upset. He goes home and tells his wife.
"Dear, I've broken both of my legs. I won't be able to work for 3 months at least, so that means you'll have to get another job to help us with the bills"
His wife is extremely pissed. "That's just great. I take care of our 4 kids, I cook, clean, already have a part-time job...I don't even have time to wipe my ass!"
The husband says, "We're gonna have to talk about that too."
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