An old man goes to see the doctor...

and tells that he has been a smoker for 29 years and that he needs to quit because his lungs can not take it anymore.

"I could stop smoking, except that I can´t wake up if I don´t get my morning cigar, and I don´t get any sleep if I don´t smoke one cigar before going to bed."

The doctor thinks for a while. It is a tricky situation, but he needs to get the man to stop, or the man´s lungs will collapse.

"Okay, here´s what you do. You buy one cigar, and before you go to sleep, and start thinking about smoking it, put it in your butthole. This way, you don´t want to smoke the cigar in evening, because it is in your butt and when you wake up at morning, and you want a cigar, take the cigar out of your butt, and smell it. This way you don´t want to smoke the cigar, because it smells like shit."

The man, thinkingly, agrees and says he will be back after two weeks, to tell how it has worked.

**Two weeks later**

The man goes to the doctor´s office, and the doctor naturally asks, how´s it been working out?

"It has been working like a dream! I don´t want to smoke anymore. I hate cigars now a days. In the morning I almost puke if I smell it, and in nights, you know, I don´t want to smoke a cigar that has been in my butt. But doc, there has been one huge problem. I can´t sleep anymore if I don´t have a cigar in my butthole...