The man says, "Do you see this bar?? I built this bar with my own hands, but do they call me Bar-Builder McGreggor?? No."
Only a moment passes after the man has returned to his drink when he's tapped on the shoulder again. The crazy man says, "You see that pier out there?? I built that with my own hands, but do they call me Pier-Builder McGreggor?! No!" The crazy man narrows his eyes..
"But you fuck *one* goat.."
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