He is in a dark alley, and hears a little voice that asks "Do you want a blowjob for a cigarette?". The man doesn't want to miss such an opportunity and gets his blowjob.
Once it's done, he gives the cigarette to the voice who says "Thanks! Can you light it for me?" So the man lights a match and as he get it close to the voice's face, he realizes that this is his 12 years old daughter.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" He says "When did you start smoking?"
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