...Suddenly, the friend grabs his chest, gasps, and falls to the ground. The man panics and calls 911.
"This is a 911 operator. What is the emergency?"
"I think my friend just died!"
"Alright, first make sure he is actually dead."
Silence. Then a gunshot is heard.
"Okay, now what?"
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