A man is getting married, and decides to get a tattoo to honor his bride to be

He wants to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When he goes to get it done, he finds out that it has to be hard.

As a result, his flaccid penis just says WY.

On their honey moon in jamaica, this man finds himself in the bathroom at a bar next to the local bartender. Rather drunk, he accidentally looks over and sees that thr bartender has a tattoo on his penis that also says WY.

He says, "hey, is your wife named Wendy too?"

The bartender say, "Nah mon, it says welcome to Jamaica, enjoy your stay"

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