Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?

A Good Time

A man has been down on his luck and has not been with a woman for a very long...

Game of thrones...

I thought that egg of a dragon was a huge avocado!

I told Stephen...

...he couldn't stand it.

I used to play...

Then they discovered PS4 and I discovered PC and I just ask them 'why are you...

My Grandfather...

...he got drunk and fell off a watch tower. I remember NOFX said this when I...

What do you get...

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme...

During a war,...

The captors have all three soldiers lined up in front of them, and the...

"Hi, I'm here for...

Actually this is Oxymoron Club. "Ok, same difference." *looks at group*...

What do rocket...

It's no social skills!

A young husband...

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little...