The man gets out of the car and begins to take off the tire. He noticed the fence separating the inpatients from him gathered a few spectators from the inside when the tire popped. The man takes of the tire only to realize that he's missing two lugnuts. He looks in the grass but he can't find them. In a panic, he begins to think. He hears a voice from behind fence: "Hey, fella! Just put the two lugnuts on opposite sides of the wheel. That'll keep the wheel on there long enough to make it to an auto dealer. Don't worry it'll hold." The man thinks about it for a second and then complies, putting the spare tire on with only two lugnuts and it seems sturdy enough. The man looks towards the gate and asks the patient: "Hey how did you know that would work?" The patient replied: "I'm in here 'cause I'm crazy, not 'cause I'm stupid."
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