... and looks at the blackboard behind the bar.
He sees:
-Soft drinks : $5
-Beer : $8
-Sandwiches : $10
-Handjobs : $15
A little bit confused, he hesitates but asks anyway the pretty cute waitress behind the bar:
-Excuse me, is that you doing handjobs in here ?
The waitress taking her hotty way of speaking answers:
-Yeah big boy, it's me.
-Ok then, let wash your hands 'cause I'm gonna have a sandwich.
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