He causally asks the cashier for plan-b. The cashier hands him the box and says, "Frank I've known you a long time and I'm concerned that you've been buying plan b so frequently, it's really unhealthy for your wife." Frank replies, "oh no these aren't for my wife they're for my daughter." The cashier looks horrified, "Frank! You're daughter is a sexually active 14 year old and you condone it? That just seems irresponsible." Frank sighs, "well she isn't active she just lies there like her mother."
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