My friend came out of closet to me recently

"I am gay", he said to me.

I didn't believe my friend. I thought he was kidding. I said...

"How can you say that with such a straight face?"

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.