Johnnie walker, Jim Beam and Evan Williams spend all night at the bar.
Who pays the tab?
Who gets a cab?
Who goes home with a girl on the rag?
Johnnie obviously doesn't get a cab. Despite having a unique taste, but also is the most expensive. So he pays the tab. Jim frequents many bars and isn't sure which one he's at or how to get home so he calls a cab.
And Evan Williams, well he's just a nasty S.O.B.
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