Little Jim comes home from Sunday school.
Mom: What did they teach you today, honey?
Jim: Today they taught us about Moses. God sent him on a secret mission to free the Hebrews from Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea Moses had his mechanics build a bridge so everyone could pass but when the Egyptians arrived and started crossing the bridge he called for backup from his radio and his mine squad blew the bridge up, drowning the Egyptians and saving the Hebrews.
Mom: There's no way they taught you that!
Jim: Yeah, but if I told you the bullshit the psator told us, there's no way you would believe me!
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