A man heads into town...

His kitchen sink is severely clogged, and he's looking for a plumber to help fix it. First, he heads to the commercial district. While he's looking, he notices a very large man with a big red beard walking around with a young girl, who couldn't have been more than twelve years old. "That's strange," he thought, "maybe she's his daughter and he's taking her shopping." He dismisses it and continues, not finding anything to his satisfaction there.

His second idea is to go to the bar and see if there's anybody there who can do the job. While he goes in, he notices the same man and the same girl, and she seems rather cross with him. "That's strange," he thought again, "She must be mad because he dragged her into the bar."

Anyway, he asks the bartender for advice, and looks back to the large man with the beard. "Jimbo over there is pretty good at that. Here's his number, I think he's busy right now."

The man takes the small slip of paper and heads out, still thinking about the large man, Jimbo. Later on, he calls, and to his surprise, Jimbo shows up very quickly.

"What's the problem?" he asks, entering the house with a very large bag of tools.

"Well, my kitchen sink is clogged."

"All right." Jimbo reaches into his bag and pulls out a big metal stick, one that's obviously too large to go down the sink.

"What the hell?" the man asks. "That won't fit in there! Are you crazy?"

Jimbo nods solemnly. "Yeah, that's what she said yesterday when we tried anal. I got it in eventually, but she was really pissed at me, and I had to take her to get a drink. You know how it is."

"Wait a minute!" the main cries, shocked. "That girl was a prostitute? She couldn't have been more than twelve! What's wrong with you?"

Jimbo, naturally, is furious, and points the metal stick at his client. "Hey, watch what you say about my daughter, bub!"