My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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