A man is just wrapped up in his blankets in bed without a care in the world when the phone by his bed starts ringing. Begrudgingly he answers it.
"Hello?"
"Yeah hi, hello! This is your boss and you're seriously late for work. When the hell are you gonna come in?"
"I'm sorry boss but I can't come in today, I have glaucoma of the ass."
"Huh? What the does that even mean you have 'glaucoma of the ass'?"
"It means I can't see my ass getting out of this bed." Then he hangs up the phone
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