penis. He tried everywhere but nothing helped. One day his friend suggested him to go on top of the mountain and meet the monk who lives there and probably he may be able to help him. He goes to the mountain but couldn't understand how he should climb it. Then he looks around and finds a rope coming from top. With the help of the rope, he climbs the mountain and finds a monk sitting there. He explains him his problem. Monk points him towards a small pond on the mountain and tells him to drink that water. To his astonishment his penis grew bigger instantly. He happily thanks the monk. But an urging question runs through his mind and he asks monk about it.
"You drink this water daily, so how big will your penis be?"
Monk says "How do you think you climbed this mountain."
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