A man goes to the doctor saying he's got a pain in his backside.

The Doc tells him to bend over and then he pulls a £20 note out of the man's arse. There's more, so he carries on taking the notes out until there's a huge pile of them. The doctor counts them and says "No wonder you were in pain, you had £1980 up your anus!".

The man replies "Well I did say I didn't feel too grand."

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