A man goes to his doctor and says "*Doc, I've always had this really high pitched voice, I don't know why, but I think it's the reason I'm not taken seriously at work, can you help me*"
The doctor tells him he can help if he can determine the cause, and he'll have to give him a physical.
"Well, we found the problem" the doctor tells him, "you have a massive penis, it's so large that the weight of it pulls your vocal chords, causing your voice to be extremely high pitched. We could fix your voice with a simple penis reduction"
the man says "*ok doc, I'll do anything to have a normal voice*"
After his surgery, the man is thrilled to have a normal voice and he goes home to celebrate with his wife.
A few weeks later, however, he returns to the doctors office.
"Doc, as much as I love my new voice, the sad fact is I just can't satisfy my wife properly with my reduced member, she's just used to what I used to have, do you still have that piece of my penis, so you could reattach it?"
The doctor replies "*No! I don't know what happened to it*"
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