He explains to the doctor that while he was in Thailand, he had sex with a different prostitute every night. Now that he's returned home, his penis is starting to become green in some areas and black in other areas.
Fearing some horrible std, the doctor says, "this looks horrible, almost gangrene. I'm sorry, but I think our only option is to amputate your penis."
Scared out of his mind the man says, "doctor, there has to be another option!"
The doctor thinks for a minute, then remembered that there is a doctor from Thailand on the other side of town who might know more about this problem, so he recommends to the man that he visit the Thai doctor right away. The man gets an emergency appointment with the Thai doctor that afternoon. The Thai doctor evaluates the man penis and determines there is no need to operate. The man is incredibly relieved.
The Thai doctor says, "I've seen this hundreds of times, don't worry. In two weeks, it will fall off on its own."
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