He sneaks into the house and up to his bedroom where he hears his wife having sex with another guy. Furiously he leaves without interrupting them and calls his best hitman over. He tells him "I'll give you $1000 to shoot her in the head and another $1000 to shoot him in the dick." The mobster waits across the street while the hitman goes into the house. One loud bang is heard and the hitman comes out. The mobster approaches him and said "I told you to shoot them both!"
"I did," replies the hitman.
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