He walks up to the baker and says he really needs a cake, a cake with the letter B on it. The baker says okay, I'm very busy around this time of year, so come back in a few days and your cake will be ready.
The guy leaves, comes back in a few days, and the baker says, "Here you are! A cake with a B in it!" The guy looks at it and says, "Shit sorry I should have been more specific... I wanted a cake with a cursive B on it! I need a new one." The baker looks a bit annoyed, but agrees to make another one, once again telling him to come back in a couple days.
A couple days later, the guy returns. The baker sees him and says, "Here you are! A cake with a cursive B on it!" The guy looks at it and says, "Shit sorry again.... I need a cursive, lower case B! I need a new one." Even more annoyed, the baker again agrees to make a new one, telling him to come back in a couple days.
So in a couple days, the guy returns again. The baker sees him and says, "Here you go.. A cake with a CURSIVE, LOWERCASE B. Right?" The guy goes, "It's perfect! Just what I needed!"
The baker is relieved and says. "Great! Would you like a box?"
The guy goes, "No thanks, I'll just eat
it here."
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