Trump and Cruz in a bar

A guy walks in, spots them, and asks the barman,
'Hey, ain't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?'


The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'



So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, what an honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'



Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'


The guy says, 'Really? Whaddaya think you'll do?'



Trump says, 'Well, we're planning to kill 140 million
Muslims, and a blonde with big boobs.'




The guy exclaims, 'A blonde with big boobs? You shittin' me? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?'



Trump turns to Cruz, and says, 'See? I told you, no one gives a shit about 140 million Muslims.’