"Father I'm getting audited by the IRS and I don't know what to do. My accountant tells me to dress modestly but my lawyer tells me to dress to the nines and wear my most expensive watch to show I'm not afraid. "
"Son, this reminds me of a girl that her mother told her to dress in a gown that covered her from her neck to her toes in her wedding night. But her best friend and maid of honor told her to dress in a see through teddy and garters"
" Father, what does that have to do with me?"
"It doesn't matter how you dress you're going to get fucked"
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